Tonight I took in a play, well, two. Below I proffer a few reasons why visiting contemporary theatre chafes me so.
Sunday, April 26, 2009
The world is not a stage
Thursday, April 23, 2009
The dress of thought
Perhaps Mr Strunk could shepherd them from ugly solecisms. Or perhaps not.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Fame is vapour
Dear Dylan Moran,
So it is with regret that I must say that you are a churlish coxcomb.
Please give my best to Fran and Manny,
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
“What a deformed thief this fashion is”
So, the much-anticipated Mad Men will be screening on free-to-air television this Thursday evening—and it is palpable, we are certainly to see blogs and the local aping high street awash with girls turning out their earnest and embarrassing studies of Joan Holloway and co. Nasty elasticised polyesters shall rule over silk in yet another show of how the current film world really does govern our collective imagination—how we require it to hold our hand, to direct us to the otherwise unheeded charm of ‘60s seersucker and shirred skirts.
Friday, April 10, 2009
“Fashions, after all, are only induced epidemics.”
Why the fuck is fur careening down the cat walk once more? Why are erstwhile ignored ratty mink stoles suddenly generating bids on eBay? Why are revolting pelts being fashioned from gorilla hair? I am just too shocked.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Let us not then speak ill of our generation...let us not speak well of it either
Dear World,
Let us not look to Hollywood adaptations
Recently, I spied an obtuse-looking lad photograped in mismatched tweeds
Let us look too to that ridiculous moving picture of the love-letters of Dylan Thomas, The Edge of Love. Let us all admire Sienna Miller's moue but not the dipsomaniac's sullen art. Let us now wear tea dresses and scratchy cardigans. Let us buy beautiful fifties cotton sun-dresses and take the scissors to their knee-length hems.
And let's look onwards to Kubric’s apple-cheeked Lolita--a favourite of the girl-blogger. A proliferation of girls snapped in heart-shaped specs and slick mouths are popping up everywhere. Let us look to emulating sexually precocious twelve-year-old girls and to Chuppa-chups, and to malt and French fries.
And if we must read, let us look to all fictional floozies. I am made rather uneasy, indeed, (as is Ms Susan Faludi) by a staggering number of women exhibiting an eager return to the feminine—the domestic—the feeble. Local fashion bloggers have been piping in unison that Daisy Buchanan of The Great Gatsby is a ‘literary crush’ of theirs. Insubstantial, flimsy, cotton-wool Daisy. Daisy: a figurehead for all the vapidity and callousness of the roaring twenties. Do let's look to Daisy and take her remark, "[...] a fool--that's the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool." as sterling instruction.